Cuthbert & Phaneuf engagement

[Rick C.]

Elisha Cuthbert and Dion Phaneuf are engaged. When asked about their upcoming wedding, Phaneuf got defensive... for the first time in four years.  8)

 

[maplesyrup]

Heard they were going with those Hummer limos... because they're high and wide.  8)

 

[Bullfrog]

Hopefully though, he'll score when it counts the most.

 

[Fanatic]

Hopefully though, he'll score when it counts the most.

Agreed. Not a good time to be going for an assist.

 

[Bullfrog]

2-on-1's can be effective though.

 

[Kin]

I can't wait for the part in the ceremony where he goes to put the ring on her finger and, with trademark accuracy, punches her in the face.

I can do better...

When asked "Will you take this woman" Phaneuf will respond "I can't get back in time, Gunnar will have to take her"

No, wait....

Their first dance will be to Phaneuf's favourite song, the opposing team's goal horn.

No, wait...

 

[Rick C.]

I wonder if Sean Avery will be best man at the wedding?

 

[ZBBM]

I thought players' personal lives were off-limits?  Or is that only if what is being discussed is controversial?

But the jokes are good.

 

[Rick C.]

I thought players' personal lives were off-limits?  Or is that only if what is being discussed is controversial?

But the jokes are good.

Yeah, anything that can be considered scandalous is off-limits.  This is a good-news story...

 

[hockeyfan1]

Are we invited??!!  ;D

 

[Rick C.]

I wonder if he'll spend the entire 2 minutes in the box for high-sticking?

 

[Kin]

They plan on inviting 201 guests. Some might say that'll leave one person at an empty table but Phaneuf is more than ok with leaving James Reimer on his own.

No, hold on...

Elisha is going to be doing most of the wedding planning but, as a nod to her fiance, will leave the toughest jobs to Carl Gunnarsson

One more....

Insiders say Elisha is jumping the gun and already referring to Phaneuf as her husband. He's not upset, however, as he's used to being named things prematurely.

 

[hockeyfan1]

I wonder what nickname they'll be given...

....there's "Chavril" (Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger), then there's "FisherUnderwood" (you know who there) .... and now, ladies and gentlemen, we present... "Bertheuf"....

Nah, I don't think I like it too much.  Suggestions?   

 

[Rick C.]

Now THAT is funny Nik

 

[ZBBM]

They plan on inviting 201 guests. Some might say that'll leave one person at an empty table but Phaneuf is more than ok with leaving James Reimer on his own.

No, hold on...

Elisha is going to be doing most of the wedding planning but, as a nod to her fiance, will leave the toughest jobs to Carl Gunnarsson

One more....

Insiders say Elisha is jumping the gun and already referring to Phaneuf as her husband. He's not upset, however, as he's used to being named things prematurely.

Somebody carve that last one into a slab of granite.

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

Sources say Phaneuf gets to spend his days with Elisha Cuthbert.

 

[bustaheims]

Well, I guess they won't be needing a band or a DJ, since Dion will just put on whatever music he wants.

 

[Kin]

Brian Burke and Ron Wilson have already declared it to be the wedding of the season.

 

[ZBBM]

Brian Burke and Ron Wilson have already declared it to be the wedding of the season.

Following in the footsteps of their remarkably long-lived and amicable shotgun marriage.

 

[Chett]

It is rumoured the wedding will have a price tag of $6.5M, but most know it should only cost a fraction of that.