This Week?s Debate: As the 2014 Sochi Games wind down, there?s still no official word on whether the NHL will participate in future Winter Olympics. Should the league be in South Korea for 2018?
In Favor: Yes, of course they should.
Opposed: Yes, of course they should.
NHL Owners: No, we shouldn?t.
NHL Players: Yes, of course we should.
Hockey Media: Yes, of course they should.
TV Broadcast Partners: Yes, of course they should.
Corporate Sponsors: Yes, of course they should.
NHL Owners: No, we shouldn?t.
Die-hard Hockey Fans: Yes, of course they should.
Occasional Hockey Fans: Yes, of course they should.
Sports Fans Who Don?t Really Like Hockey But Might Someday: Yes, of course they should.
NHL Owners: No, we shouldn?t.
Everyone: WHY THE HELL NOT?
NHL Owners: Oh ? um ? well, you see ?
In Favor: This is about money, isn?t it?
NHL Owners: What? No! How could you say that? What do you think we are, a bunch of greedy, soulless, money-grubbing gargoyles who don?t care about anything other than our own bottom line?
Everyone: ?
NHL Owners: We?re insulted.
In Favor: OK, fine. So tell us, then, what is it really about?
NHL Owners: It?s about the sanctity of the game! The Olympics forces the whole league to shut down for several weeks every four years. And that?s bad for the integrity of the game. (Author?s note: No, really. That?s their chosen spin.)
In Favor: So interrupting the season is a bad thing?
NHL Owners: [Wiping away tears.] It would be so tragic ?
In Favor: And just to be clear, this is coming from the same group of guys who have shut down the league for two full years? worth of lockouts since Gary Bettman arrived?
NHL Owners: Oh. Uh, we kind of hoped you?d all forgotten about those.
In Favor: You know we all hate you, right?
NHL Owners: [Looking up from counting giant pile of money.] Sorry, what? We weren?t paying attention.
The Final Verdict: Sending NHL players to the Olympics makes hockey fans happy, so it has to end. Sorry, everyone. This is just how Bettman?s NHL works.