2016-2017 NHL Thread

[Zee]

Laine really is a machine. He has Matthews beat on shot accuracy and power, and pretty much everyone else. Lost the hardest shot to Buff by 0.1mph (101.3 vs 101.2)

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Your new name is Gary Lawless.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

This is the greatest thing ever:

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www.twitter.com/BradGalli/status/810319101746905088

 

[McGarnagle]

If that level of adorableness was somehow weaponized, that'd be it for the human race.

 

[bustaheims]

If that level of adorableness was somehow weaponized, that'd be it for the human race.

Nah. That kind of weaponized adorableness would bring about world peace! Everyone would finally be able to agree on something!

 

[Guru Tugginmypuddah]

Laine really is a machine. He has Matthews beat on shot accuracy and power, and pretty much everyone else. Lost the hardest shot to Buff by 0.1mph (101.3 vs 101.2)

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Laine is a replicant. 

 

[LuncheonMeat]

If that level of adorableness was somehow weaponized, that'd be it for the human race.

Nah. That kind of weaponized adorableness would bring about world peace! Everyone would finally be able to agree on something!

Apparently, you've never met my mother.

 

[Heroic Shrimp]

I refuse to believe that Tommy Wingels isn't the name of a fictional 19th century British street urchin.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

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www.twitter.com/PR_NHL/status/811549308797362176

We say this every time a Jagr milestone comes up, but seriously how good would his numbers have been if he didn't bolt to the KHL for those years? What a legend.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

Edmonton media already complaining about the league not protecting McDavid enough:

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www.twitter.com/dstaples/status/811578120876617729

Oddly enough there's not a single mention of Lucic in the article.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

Per the article this is McDavid getting "mauled" by Erik Kalrsson:

It's amazing Connor is still alive.

 

[Kin]

Oh man, can you imagine how bad Sidney Crosby feels for Connor McDavid right now?

Never forget, the Oilers are the worst.

 

[louisstamos]

Oh man, can you imagine how bad Sidney Crosby feels for Connor McDavid right now?

Never forget, the Oilers are the worst.

How do I "like" a post on here.

 

[bustaheims]

Series of muggings by Kadri? You mean the perfectly legal defensive plays he made? Oh, Edmonton media . . .

 

[CarltonTheBear]

Series of muggings by Kadri? You mean the perfectly legal defensive plays he made? Oh, Edmonton media . . .

My favourite are the examples that he showed that a player was actually penalised for... but apparently Staples thinks that's not enough?

 

[princedpw]

Well, the thing I take from that clip is (unsurprisingly) how awesome McDavid is.  One-handed stickhandling while fending off some serious groping by Karlsson.  Remarkable.

 

[herman]

https://twitter.com/BradyTrett/status/812132924405346305
www.twitter.com/BradyTrett/status/812132924405346305
Jagr on his ass(ist). Sound required.

 

[Kin]

Hey guys, remember how funny it is that Lamoriello is all secretive about stuff? Or makes up fake reasons for injuries?

Devils wrongfully withheld documents in brain injury case

 

[CarltonTheBear]

Oh jfc Steve Simmons put Toews 41st on his list of top-100 players of all time (ahead of Sakic, Forsberg, Yzerman).

 

[Heroic Shrimp]

Oh jfc Steve Simmons put Toews 41st on his list of top-100 players of all time (ahead of Sakic, Forsberg, Yzerman).

Yep, I knew there was going to be no good reason to check out his list.

 

[bustaheims]

13 straight wins for Columbus. Because, why not?