What the heck is OEL made of? Can it be cloned and integrated into Nylander and Matthews?
I have three working theories:
1. As I alluded to earlier, he is a prima donna and he just likes to hear about how great and needed he is, so he randomly takes 2/3rd's of a game off.
2. He has hired Daniel LaRusso as his personal trainer to teach him all of Mr. Miyagi's tricks.
3. He has decided he really likes the drama and the intrigue that is produced in WWE wrestling. In his next interview he will show up in multi-colored sun glasses, a head bandana that reads "OEL MANIA!!!", and a muti-colored wife beater complete WITH tassels. His interview with Mark Masters will go something like this:
Masters: "Oliver, you were supposed to be out for weeks, what has allowed you to play in this game today?"
OEL: "Let me tell you something Brother!!! When I heard the screams and cries out there from all the little OEL-Maniacs, I couldn't possibly not show up for tonight's game. I couldn't let them all down knowing that they need to see me flex these 18 inch pythons. So I channeled those screams and cries into energy to fuel this unstoppable machine. I have risen up from the trainers table bathed in the glory of the OEL-maniac fandom. And now I am going to pick up my hockey stick with the 18 inch pythons, and I am going to skate faster than what has previously been thought possible, so the question isn't why I am playing today BROTHER!!! The question is what you gonna do when OEL-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!
And then he walks into the dressing room.