So, about Phil Kessel...

[Heroic Shrimp]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

 

[rdowdall]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

Can we trade you to HF Boards for a first and a prospect?  We'll take back a bad contract.

 

[Heroic Shrimp]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

Can we trade you to HF Boards for a first and a prospect?  We'll take back a bad contract.

Take it up with the admins who gave me a NMC.

 

[rdowdall]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

Can we trade you to HF Boards for a first and a prospect?  We'll take back a bad contract.

Take it up with the admins who gave me a NMC.

Look you may want to consider the deal.  We won't sit you completely, but you can't use the letter 's' from now on in your posts.

 

[rdowdall]

I really want to trade Phil Kessel to Buffalo now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYSRbeYswGQ

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

All I know is you posted maybe 10 times all summer yet expect to log in September 1st in top posting condition.

 

[Bullfrog]

C'mon, man! He may not post often in the summer, but he still spends hours on the internet wasting away his brain. He also reads words.

 

[Heroic Shrimp]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

All I know is you posted maybe 10 times all summer yet expect to log in September 1st in top posting condition.

I kept in shape by posting about fishing and golf.

 

[L K]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

All I know is you posted maybe 10 times all summer yet expect to log in September 1st in top posting condition.

I kept in shape by posting about fishing and golf.

Your fingers look chubby.  Clearly a direct indication that you aren't typing in the offseason.

 

[Tigger]

A whole month of voice text apps Shrimp? You know we pay 34 percent more than any fanbase, jeebus, and I expected pictures of that shark.

 

[Heroic Shrimp]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

All I know is you posted maybe 10 times all summer yet expect to log in September 1st in top posting condition.

I kept in shape by posting about fishing and golf.

Your fingers look chubby.  Clearly a direct indication that you aren't typing in the offseason.

My fingers are naturally chubby but they can still type 65 words a minute, almost certainly 80+ if I had a #1 keyboard.

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

All I know is you posted maybe 10 times all summer yet expect to log in September 1st in top posting condition.

I kept in shape by posting about fishing and golf.

Your fingers look chubby.  Clearly a direct indication that you aren't typing in the offseason.

My fingers are naturally chubby but they can still type 65 words a minute, almost certainly 80+ if I had a #1 keyboard.

You can type 100 words a minute but you'll never get anywhere with it because your typing is fatally flawed.

 

[Tigger]

Putting the phat in fatally...

 

[bustaheims]

I work harder at posting to make up for Heroic Shrimp's mailed in posts.

Maybe some day you'll get my 8 year, $64M posting contract as well.

All I know is you posted maybe 10 times all summer yet expect to log in September 1st in top posting condition.

I kept in shape by posting about fishing and golf.

Your fingers look chubby.  Clearly a direct indication that you aren't typing in the offseason.

My fingers are naturally chubby but they can still type 65 words a minute, almost certainly 80+ if I had a #1 keyboard.

You can type 100 words a minute but you'll never get anywhere with it because your typing is fatally flawed.

The problem isn't his typing. The problem is that he doesn't do the dirty work, like edit and proofread.

 

[Bullfrog]

Never backspaces.

 

[rdowdall]

Never backspaces.

He never picks up the open end sentence.  Or blocks the double negative.

 

[Britishbulldog]

Never backspaces.

He never picks up the open end sentence.  Or blocks the double negative.

I don't care what Nik says, Heroic Shrimp is NOT as tall as he is listed to be. That alone makes me question his posting skill here.

 

[rdowdall]

Never backspaces.

He never picks up the open end sentence.  Or blocks the double negative.

I don't care what Nik says, Heroic Shrimp is NOT as tall as he is listed to be. That alone makes me question his posting skill here.

It's funny...but before I knew how much Heroic Shrimp was making, I thought he was a much better poster.  Now I want more.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

Come on guys, lay off Heroic Shrimp a little bit. It's not his fault he's constantly being dragged down by LK always posting with him.

 

[bustaheims]

Come on guys, lay off Heroic Shrimp a little bit. It's not his fault he's constantly being dragged down by LK always posting with him.

It's not LK's fault that the moderators keep throwing him out there with Heroic Shrimp.