Anybody else notice that 80's cartoon super villians lacked the ability to plan and the motivation to see their plan through?
Take Skeletor in He-Man for example. I can only imagine what his planning sessions must have been like.
Skeletor: ..... and then the boulder falls on He-Man and that is the end of him.
Beast-Man: What's plan B boss?
Skeletor: Plan B? There's no plan B. We follow Plan A. Plan A is sound. It's all we need.
Beast-Man: Yeah but boss, it's He-Man. He's in a group called the "Masters of the Universe". I'm not sure a boulder is going to do it.
Skeletor: Listen your name is Beast-Man. Beast is literally in your name.
Beast-Man: Yeah, so?
Skeletor: So I need less Beast-Man, and more Beast-Mode when it comes to Plan A okay? We can knock this plan out of the park.
Beast-Man: I see what you did there.
Skeletor: It's called effective leadership. Start picking up tips and some day, you can run your own group to take down He-Man, and all you will need is a good Plan A.
And then, you know what would happen? The boulder would miss or He-Man would catch it, and they were all like "Oh No!!! The plan has failed, run away!!!!" And then the next week they would have an entirely new plan. I mean at least look at the previous plan and maybe build on it. One boulder didn't work, why not try two? Maybe a boulder with sticks in it?
And then you have a villain like Megatron. The Decepticons would be at some plant they converted over to making energon cubes, and the Autobots would show up. First off, the statement/question "The Autobots!!!! Where did they come from?" would get uttered. Really? You couldn't see the plumes of dust billowing over the desert as they "rolled out" to meet you? Maybe setup a lookout or something. You have freakin' transforming planes at your disposal. Then the Autobots would blow up one of the energon cubes, and Megatron would lose his nerve and start yelling "One of the energon cubes was destroyed!!!! RETREAT!!!". Like I get that you have to have a certain level of perfectionism to get to the level of leader of a evil militant group from another planet trying to occupy earth, but maybe institute a percent error in your plan or something. You know, draw some inspiration from the quote "Perfection is unattainable, but through striving for perfection, excellence is achieved", or a hanging cat picture that says "Hang in there".
No wonder our generation has trouble with seeing things through. Q3 report due? Just dodge it. It'll go away. Can't meet all of your monthly goals? Just go home.