Randy Carlyle/Leaf Coach thread

[Bullfrog]

Why is that? Do you expect Stevens to lay out corporal punishment?

 

[CarltonTheBear]

We should get The Rock to be one of our assistants.

 

[mc]

What we need is a sleep therapist. Vancouver got one and the players all slept well, infact some of them overslept and missed practice.

 

[Kin]

We should get The Rock to be one of our assistants.

Highly trained snipers, arranged strategically throughout the building. Let's see them take a shift off then.

 

[bustaheims]

We should get The Rock to be one of our assistants.

I was thinking more along the lines of Hans and Franz.

 

[louisstamos]

We should get The Rock to be one of our assistants.

Highly trained snipers, arranged strategically throughout the building. Let's see them take a shift off then.

So, we should hire this guy for GM:

edit: he could also annex another team and take some of it's players!

 

[Zee]

How about Trots, and bring in Scott Stevens and Kirk Muller as his assistants . That group would take the lazy out of the leafs and put the drive into them.

Then they will be criticized like carlyle about being abrasive with their players.

But I'll bet they bring a better system, and if I was a leaf at practice I wouldn't want Stevens getting pissed at me for being lazy. Not the way he can hit.

All of Stevens hits would be suspensions in today's NHL.

 

[mc]

Stevens would be today's Matt Cooke.

 

[Kin]

So, we should hire this guy for GM:

edit: he could also annex another team and take some of it's players!

I'm pretty sure we've just described most of the plot of Sudden Death.

 

[louisstamos]

I'm pretty sure we've just described most of the plot of Sudden Death.

I absolutely love that movie.  One of my favorite takes is from DownGoesBrown review:

Again, and I can?t stress this highly enough, this entire movie is amazing and you need to watch it. The mascot fight is only like the third- or fourth-most ridiculous thing that happens. We haven?t even touched on the exploding scoreboard, or Mike Lange as the announcer, or Luc Robitaille dropping f-bombs in French in front of a child, or when Van Damme ends up having to play goalie for the Penguins and makes a clutch save because he is not Marc-Andre Fleury.

 

[sneakyray]

I wonder if coaching the leafs would be enough to get dale hunter to give up running the knights.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

I wonder if coaching the leafs would be enough to get dale hunter to give up running the knights.

God I hope not.

 

[mc]

CBC mentioned this was Hichcock's last year in St Louis and he hasn't re upped yet. Could it be that MLSE were waiting for the Blues to exit and then poach Hichcock?

 

[Redleaf]

CBC mentioned this was Hichcock's last year in St Louis and he hasn't re upped yet. Could it be that MLSE were waiting for the Blues to exit and then poach Hichcock?

He would be the best candidate thus far.

 

[Optimus Reimer]

So, we should hire this guy for GM:

edit: he could also annex another team and take some of it's players!

I'm pretty sure we've just described most of the plot of Sudden Death.

The term sudden death would apply more to this guy:

 

[L K]

Why is that? Do you expect Stevens to lay out corporal punishment?

Illegal elbows and hits to the head for everyone! 

 

[ZBBM]

Why is that? Do you expect Stevens to lay out corporal punishment?

Illegal elbows and hits to the head for everyone!

PHANEUF: Coach Stevens, welcome to training camp. I'm?
(Stevens gives Phaneuf a vicious forearm shiver under the chin.  The Leafs captain lies motionless in the middle of the floor.)
KESSEL (whispering to LUPUL): Did he just kill Dion?
LUPUL (whispering back): I dunno, but I think I need to go backcheck somebody.

 

[mc]

LUPUL: I need to start fake my back injury.

 

[Optimus Reimer]

Why is that? Do you expect Stevens to lay out corporal punishment?

Illegal elbows and hits to the head for everyone!

That may be the thing that some people within the organization will need....a good wakeup call.   

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

Why is that? Do you expect Stevens to lay out corporal punishment?

Illegal elbows and hits to the head for everyone!

That may be the thing that some people within the organization will need....a good wakeup call. 

Definitely.  Concussions totally don't hurt your brain.