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New Ontario class sizes:

https://torontosun.com/news/provincial/pcs-unveil-ontarios-new-sex-ed-curriculum

This makes me sad for a rural school that will no longer be able to provide specialized courses due to new minimum class size requirements. These schools simply cannot get 28 to enroll in these courses thus they may have to cancel courses which hurts a schools enrollment, which causes kids to be on buses longer, which closes schools, which reduces rural populations, which crushes rural communities.

Education cuts should not be done in the classroom.
 
herman said:
I dearly hope Senator Fraser Anning acquires chlamydia via koala dropping pouch-first onto his face.
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This hasn't come close to happening (yet), but Anning did get egged in the head by a 17 year old at his next public appearance and was promptly captured on video punching said minor in the face twice and getting tackled and choke-held by 'grown-ups'.

A) good on everyone who is septa shame-belling Anning and his ilk
B) hello white privilege: imagine if a POC or a Muslim person egged Anning for his comments; I doubt that person would have been hailed a meme-hero, remain uncharged by police, and have the public crowdfund his potential legal fees for standing up to nationalistic buffoonery.
 
https://twitter.com/g_pratimaaa/status/1108036166731726850
https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/1108762364093050880

What?d you guys get?

I literally have nothing on my date.
 
herman said:
https://twitter.com/g_pratimaaa/status/1108036166731726850
https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/1108762364093050880

What?d you guys get?

I literally have nothing on my date.
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?Kill ?Em With Kindness?: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ?Kindness?, Say Police
 
"A drunk, stoned and naked Florida man tried to bake cookies in his George Foreman Grill ? and accidentally set his house on fire in the process"
 
Had to find one actually dated on my birthday as it was picking up recent news stories.

Drunk Florida Man Wakes Up in Parking Lot, Tells Cop His Name is ?F*ck you, *sshole!?

I don't know why but I like this headline.
 
A 71-year-old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder, police say.

I did this yesterday and it was funnier before when 9 of the first 10 search results weren't about people doing this challenge.
 
Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident

I would have been disappointed if it had been anything else.
 
I couldn?t find a Florida Man to commit something for court documentation on my birthdate, so I had to branch out.

Florida Woman Gets 7 Years for Forcing Surrogate Pregnancy

The story is far more heinous than the headline implies.
 
It would appear as though Carlton and I have the same birthday.

So instead I'll post the other one that came up near the bottom of the search page:

Florida Man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing Tourist with his feet.
 
Nik the Trik said:
It would appear as though Carlton and I have the same birthday.
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Oh? The one I posted was the first result but it wasn't actually from my birthday (July 7). The date just appeared later in the article.
 
I tend to like the shorter, evocative ones. So my final four might be Storm Duck, Pope Thrower, Bear Spiker and Corno Pronk.
 
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